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Subject: Bad Pun Of The Day
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cptpants 13.09.10 - 08:29pm
I've written a story about a Parkinson's sufferer who makes wedding cakes, it's a real tier-jerker *
cptpants 13.09.10 - 08:49pm
Cotton wool ba11s, possibly the worst medical complaint I've ever had *
cptpants 13.09.10 - 08:50pm
Last night I got as as a pancake, which is what happens when you mix your metaphors. *
cptpants 13.09.10 - 08:52pm
I've been asked to run the London Marathon, had to say no as I've no experience of organizing something that big. *
cptpants 13.09.10 - 08:55pm
have to be the most arrogant of s*x aids, stuck up c***s *
cptpants 13.09.10 - 08:57pm
Jockeys - always getting on their high horse...
impressionists! What are they like?
Croupiers! What's the deal with them?
Amnesiacs! Who the do they think they are? *
cptpants 13.09.10 - 08:58pm
They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but not when you're on a blind date with a stutterer. *
mztiklz 16.09.10 - 06:07am
great topic! *
cptpants 16.09.10 - 11:54am
I've done nothing all morning except make jokes about the head of the Catholic Church, Simon Cowell should put me on Pope Idle. *
cptpants 16.09.10 - 12:04pm
Went into a shop and said I'd like to buy a medieval instrument, the assistant replied Lyre?, I said No, I'm telling the truth! *
cptpants 16.09.10 - 12:09pm
I hate bunting, whoever invented it wants stringing up. *
cptpants 16.09.10 - 12:43pm
My sister bought me a calculator in the shape of Warwick castle, it's a bit s**t but its tha fort that counts. :) *
cptpants 16.09.10 - 01:48pm
I've invented a medicine called Milk of Amnesia, it cures constipation and makes you forget all about s**tting yourself *
cptpants 22.09.10 - 03:24am
I've made a film about a lorry driver who decorates his truck, it's a bit rubbish but the trailer looks fantastic. *
cptpants 22.09.10 - 03:35am
Nurse told me that the biggest problem facing the NHS in the 21 century is Holby City!! ....or she might have said obesity...it was hard to tell, she was eating cake at the time *
